Patriotic Old Time Radio: Baseball

Many of us happily remember when America was light-heartedly defined by “Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet“.

Today, General Motors has seen its better days, Apple Pie is is derided for its calories, and stadium hotdogs have become, well, complicated.

But there is no denying the fundamental beauty of the diamond, the green of the grass, the blue of the summer sky, the smack of the ball hitting a leather glove, the crack of the bat, and the intent faces of the young players. Ahh, Baseball

Eve Arden in Our Miss Brooks is looking forward to the openning game, but her motives might be questionable;you see she has a new dress for good looking Mr. Boynton, the biology teacher, to see…

Lucille Ball is ready for the annual game at the company picnic on My Favorite Husband. Baseball was part of the college glroy days for both George Cooper and his boss Mr. Atterbury (Gale Gordon). But this year they can’t play because the employees have a new rule- the teams will be made up of married couples. How could that be a problem? Both George and Mr. Atterbury are married, aren’t they? Well, that would mean that Liz (Lucy) and Iris will get to play, and that may not be a good thing…

One of the most moving of baseball stories is “Pride of the Yankees”, which is dramatized for the radio on Lux Radio Theater. Lou Gehrig may not be familiar to modern fans, but he was one of the game’s powerhouses, in many ways surpassing even his team mate Babe Ruth. Gehrig rose from his immigrant roots, over his mother’s objections, to become one of the greatest players of all time, but remained a simple and admirable man, who loved his mother and was deeply in love with his wife. His record of consecutive games was considered one of Baseball’s unbeatable records (it stood until it was bested by Cal Ripken Jr in 1995). Gehrig’s formidable power was missing at the beginning of the 1939 season, and continued to deteriorate. Eventually he would be diagnosed with a debilitating neuron-muscular disease that would eventually take his life.

The scene where Gehrig says his good-bye to baseball, which regularly appears on top-ten lists of most inspirational movie scenes, contains one of the most quoted and emotional of movie lines:

“People all say that I’ve had a bad break. But today…
today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”

 

Top Secret and Ilona Massey

Massey, IlonaIlona Massey was born in Budapest in 1910, while it was still part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Trained as an opera singer, she worked as a dress maker and theater singer to save money for the trip to Vienna where she joined an Opera Company. Eventually she landed a screen test in London and was offered a Hollywood contract. She appeared in a couple Nelson Eddy operettas, and was billed as “the new Dietrich.” Her acting talent was not quite strong enough, and her soprano voice too light to live up to the hype. She would be called upon to play the alluring sophisticated beauty in Thriller pictures. Notable are Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman (1943) with Lon Chaney Jr. and Love Happy (1949) with the Marx Brothers. Ilona Massey‘s character in Love Happy, the spy Madame Egelichi, was the inspiration for the Steve Canyon comic character Madame Lynx. Steve Canyon artist Milton Caniff went so far as to hire Massey to model for him.

Madame Egelichi/Madame Lynx may have helped lead Massey to her one Radio starring role, as Baroness Karin Geza in Top Secret. Supposedly the character and her stories were inspired by a “personal friend” of Ms Massey’s who worked as an Allied Spy during WWII and its aftermath.

The Baroness takes the audience around the globe in her assignments. In a departure from the usual femme fatale formula the Baroness doesn’t depend solely upon her considerable feminine charms in her espionage/counter-espionage radio work. When it is necessary she can get as physical as any male spy to defend her secrets, or her life.

Her work on Top Secret mixed well with Massey’s political posture. Her Austrio-Hungarian upbringing had brought home to her the evils of Communism and Fascism. She became an American Citizen in 1946, and was seen protesting Soviet Premier Khrushchev’s visit to the UN in 1956.

Ilona Massey also made guest appearances in various old time radio shows including Good News, The Railroad Hour, and Screen Guild Theater.

Old Time Radio Book Review: Network Radio Ratings, 1932-1953 by Jim Ramsburg

OTR enthusiast Jim Ramsburg’s new old time radio book, Network Radio Ratings, 1932-1953, is an interesting story, with a somewhat boring and technical sounding title.

network-radio-ratingsRamsburg promises a history of Network Radio “as it’s never been told before”. A recurring theme of the book is that as enjoyable and entertaining as Old Time Radio was (and is), it was first, last, and always a business. The bulk of the book is a season by season review of the network prime-time offerings, an analysis of what was successful, and why.

Ramsburg spent 50 years in the radio and advertising industry. His own lifetime fascination with radio began during WWII, when he was a “latch-key kid” while his widowed mother worked in the Defense industry. Home alone, the radio became his baby-sitter, mentor, and companion.

The seasonal reviews of the radio industry are based on Ramsburg’s “discovery” of the “lost” Radio Rating books in the NBC and Nielsen Archives at the Wisconsin Historical Society. The bulk of these numbers was developed for the advertising industry. The real treasure of the book is Ramsburg’s analysis of what the numbers mean, not just to the sponsors who paid for them, but to those who made their living in the Radio Industry and to the listeners at home who got to enjoy the programming.

Beyond the value of the season by season reviews, the second chapter of the volume is of great value to OTR enthusiasts. Ramsburg takes several pages to review how technical, corporate, government, and Entertainment forces came together to give rise to Network Radio. These elements have been discussed in these blogs and elsewhere, but rarely has the entire story with its interconnections presented as well as Ramsburg’s second chapter.

This in no way diminishes the book’s treatment of what was good, (and not so good), in the Golden Age of Radio. The author presents facts that shows like The Jack Benny Program, Dragnet, or Fibber McGee and Molly were successful. He also presents the factors that made the shows successful, and the methods used to determine that success.

A Little Bit of Everything broadcast from 1928 “Now that Radio is Becoming a Big Thing”

Running almost an hour, enjoy ‘A LITTLE BIT of EVERYTHING‘ which aired WAAM on 9/11/1928 and is a demonstration of how a show is put together ‘now that radio is becoming a big thing’. It’s coming ‘directly from the Edison Labs’.

The program is a lot of fun from the ‘rogue’ days of early radio when everything was still pretty much an experiment.  At this point it was just a matter of months since Paley had purchased CBS and NBC had been around for less than two years.

A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING and many more rare radio programs can be heard on Old Time Radio’s Random Rarities #7.

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Red Skelton’s Avalon Time Old Time Radio Show

redskelton-watch-the-birdieAvalon Time was not Red Skelton’s first crack at radio. Rudy Vallee saw Red’s Doughnut Dunkers routine, and invited Red to appear on the Royal Gelatin Hour.

red-skeltonThe Doughnut Dunkers was one of Red’s more successful vaudeville routines. In the popular piece, Red would imitate the way different people would dip their doughnuts in their coffee. Audiences loved the routine, but performing the bit, in which Red consumed 9 doughnuts, took a toll on Red’s waistline with 5 performances a day. Maybe Red got into radio to lose weight!

Red was born to do comedy radio. His father, who passed away just two months before Red was born, had been a clown with the Hagenback-Wallace Circus. Without a father in the house, Red went to work early to help support the family. He was successful at learning the patter of the newsboy, and was able to keep it up until the potential customer would buy a paper, just to get Red to shut up. One customer outside the Vincennes Theater was impressed enough that he bought Red’s entire stock of papers. The man then asked if Red would like to see the show in which the man was performing. The man was future Fire Chief, Ed Wynn, and he lit a fire that would burn in Red for the rest of his life; the burning desire to perform.

Young Red tried a number of acting styles. He took on a dramatic role with a stock company, but no matter how serious the part, the audience would always laugh at Red’s delivery. At 15, he hit the vaudeville circuit, and took time the next year to work with the circus where his late father had been a clown (Red’s most famous character, Freddie the Freeloader, used the same makeup that his father had used.

Back in vaudeville, 18 year old Red was appearing in Kansas City. While trying to impress a pretty young usher, he asked her if she liked his material. When she said she did not, he challenged her to write better. She did, and soon Red and Edna Stilwell were married.

young-red-skeltonEdna continued to write gags for her husband, and had a prominent part when Red began hosting The Avalon Hour. Red had been a guest on the program in mid December, 1938, when singer Red Foley hosted the show. In January, the show was retooled with Red Skelton as the star and Red Foley the featured singer. The show featured terrifically silly comedy, Skelton often the butt of his own jokes, and a wide variety of music from Foley and the Avalon Orchestra. The variety of music is a pleasant surprise, considering that Red Foley would later be known as Mr. Country Music.

Edna Stilwell became a permanent part of the company after the Feb 18 program and kept her role as her husband’s gag writer. She developed a system of taking material from the show’s writers, adding her own, and saving the leftovers for later use. Red left Avalon Time at the end of 1939 to concentrated on his movie career. He came back to radio in 1941 with on the Raleigh Cigarettes Program. Edna announced that she was leaving the Skelton household in 1942, although she continued to manage his career into the 1950′s. This presented some problems for Red’s later romances. Red and Edna left divorce court arm in arm.

Old Time Radio On New Fangled Players

We genuinely hopes that you have as much fun listening to the great radio nostalgia we bring you as we do in finding and researching them.

Many listeners were born well after the golden age of radio. Many of us are “television babies”, so the image of sitting down in the living room, waiting for the tubes of the big console radio to warm up is an image we can only imagine. (The Cat did share memories of napping happily over the warm tubes, but he wouldn’t say how many of his nine-lives ago that was.)

We all enjoy the shows from MP3 files played on the computer of through their old time radio mp3 players or other mp3 storage and play-back devices. Smart phones and most Feature phones will have mp3 play-back and storage, so enjoying your radio shows were ever and when ever you want is easier than ever. The problem is just a matter of learning how to load your radio shows into your mp3 player.

Actually, the process is a very simple one that a twelve year old can do. (To be honest, for a long time I bribed a 12 year old to load my programs for me!) Begin by placing the mp3 disk that you received from Old Radio Catalog  in your computer. Plug your player into one of your computer’s usb ports using the cord supplied with your device (some feature phones don’t include the cord, but you should be able to find one that will fit at an electronics store). The file for your device’s play-list should open automatically, simply copy the shows from the disk menu into the player menu and that’s all there is to it! Protect your device by clicking the “Safe to remove device” button, and you are ready to take your favorite shows where ever you go!

Another piece of advice- many have always hated the cheap ear-buds that come with most players. We recommends spending less than $20 (there are more expensive available) to get a good set of silicon tipped noise-reducing ear buds. The clarity of the actor’s speech and the subtleties of the sound effects are part of the experience you may have never known you were missing!

The Magic Island: Engaging Children’s Adventure Show

Magic Island is a deceptively simple program. Supposedly it targeted the juvenile radio market. The 12 minute episodes are written in a somewhat spare fashion, and feature no music and simple sound effects. This leaves all of the storytelling to the dialog of the three or four characters in the broadcast, and the quick summary provided at the beginning of each episode by announcer/producer Perry Crandall.

Wealthy widow Patricia Gregory, her right hand man, Capt Tex Bradford, and young Jerry Hall, have traveled to the South Seas in search of Mrs. Gregory’s long lost daughter, Joan. When they reach the mysterious location, all they find is an impenetrable bank of fog that contains magnetic properties that causes ships to navigate around it without realizing it is there. Finally they are able to penetrate the fog using a device of Capt Bradford’s invention. Within the fog is indeed an island.

The island of Euclidia is ruled by the evil scientist G-47. Mrs. Gregory’s daughter has indeed been living on the island under the name Cleostra. Joan is of course taken with young Jerry Hall, who can’t wait to escape and show her the wonders of California (“Golly Whiskers!”).

G-47 and his assistants have created a world they control completely. They have instant communication over the radio with the outside world, their walls are made of a steel that can be electrified or made transparent, and G-47 possesses a raygun that can render its victim unconscious for a minute or kill him at a whim.

Will our intrepid crew escape the clutches of evil G-47? What are G-47′s nefarious plans? Is there any way to foil them? Of course the only way to find out is to keep listening!

Enjoy the first episode of Magic Island from Old Time Radio:

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